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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 03:45
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
What is truer than that which is true?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Everyone loved it.
No way
Nuts and Butts
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Loons and Moons
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
No go.